Balderdash.
There are millions of them.
Why, just right here on FR, the place is teeming with 'em.
And if this place is a reflection of the general electorate, which it most certainly is, then there are probably 70-80 million out there who are True Conservatives.
Finding a king with real clothes should not be a difficult chore.
All you gots to do is establish True Conservative bona fides, then convince 70 million people that you are in fact a True Conservative, and the ring is yours.
See, simple enough.
After all, how hard can it be to round up 70 million like minded people, who agree, just like you, on everything?