Posted on 04/19/2012 3:07:38 PM PDT by george76
Comrade muir_redwood,
It has come to our attention that you have misapplied one of the immutable tenets of USS of A history by only referring to the 50 lesser states of the
USS of A that were reluctantly granted membership to the USS of A at the time of the accession of our Supreme Commander, Barack Obama to his lifetime position.
In reviewing our records, we note that you are in year four of your seven year re-education series. This serious lapse of your faithful knowledge to our divine history will require you to return to year two, week five of your studies.
Your instructors have been notified of your changed status and this will be reflected in your new seat assignments when you return next week to ReEducation Camp Kenya so that your studies may be continued.
In order to show your contrition over this lapse in devotional memory, you will only be allowed to drive your Obama Volt 7 miles per day instead of your allotted 20 miles per day until you have shown the proper improvement in your attention to USS of A history.
Thank Obama for all that we have,
Comrade Obama_Noid, USS of A ReEducation Specialist 3rd Class
Not to be a stickler, but this kid is Dutch. His finger is pointed at the Ajax fans.
It seems almost normal that there is no sarc tag. It rings almost true.
The Brits are committing national suicide quite fine all on their own. I guess Obama would still prefer to hurry it along.
Not to be a stickler, but this kid is Dutch. His finger is pointed at the Ajax fans.
Picky,picky.....it’s the thought that counts. (do you know how hard it is to find a kid from the Falklands giving the finger to anybody)!
You are so right. I had forgotten that part of the story...must be that the MSM hammering of the Quayle-as-dummy narrative warped my recollection of the whole affair! Thanks for the correction :)
"Big-government liberals" are longtime friends and supporters of the "Special Relationship" .... people like Hubert Humphrey and "Scoop" Jackson.
The people the author is talking about aren't liberals at all. They're "progs": neo-Communists, Stalinists. They're no friends of the West at all, neither Britain nor the U.S.
How did you infer the name of the opposing team?!
What, the poofty Red guy? That would be fascinating .... why, he'd qualify, if he's buff and cut, for bunking-in privileges at the White House (no Blair House exile for our new BFF's!) .... which would make Reggie very sad and jealous. We'd have the makings of a real soaper for the Fleet Street boys!
Is that why two carrier battle groups turned up riding at anchor in the Maldives?
The anti-semite Red Ken is not to be confused with anti-semite traitor George Galloway who enjoys wearing a cat suit on tv. We have some weird pols here in the West!
Well, I understand that Bush and Kearsarge are listed as being in the Atlantic, but only one of 'em is CVAN/part of a Battle Group and none of those guys like to spend too much time "riding at anchor".
Real hard to conduct Flight Ops, y'know. Which makes everybody tense. They're just too big a target if they sit still for too long.
You wouldn't care to share where you got that tidbit, would you?
Why should he? The Falklands do not have any Obama voters among the people who live there. They are White People, therefore Bad People.
What is going unreported is that our fearlessly ineligible leader was openly mocked at this Conference. Left-wingTyrants he adores, like Fidel, Chavez, and Morales think he is an unmitigated idiot.
that's Malvinas, las Islas Manvinas to the Argentinians
It was a joke, old son, and an extension of the other guy's joke about Oblivet confusing the "Malvinas" (Falklands) with the Maldives, which are in a different ocean.
Yes it is the Malvinas
But NO ...zer0bama (Buttwad that he is) speaking in Argentina called them the Maldives...hence my comparison using the word corpse rather than corps(another recent screwup from the messiah)
“Is that why two carrier battle groups turned up riding at anchor in the Maldives?”
Haha. Maybe.
“Left-wingTyrants he adores, like Fidel, Chavez, and Morales think he is an unmitigated idiot.”
Interesting...
They should know, of course.
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