I doubt whether they are really “goosestepping,” either. Good grief.
Speaking of goose-stepping, my son got four white geese last year to guard his ducks and chickens. They always travel in a tight group, and they threaten anyone who ventures near their charges, although our dogs have developed a kind of standoff truce with them.
Now, if you want to see some real goosestepping, you should see those geese. And they’re always in perfect time with each other.
Actually, Schoep’s guys are wearing traditional nazi uniforms, boots and *are* goose-stepping. Think the nazis from Blues Brothers...
Guard Geese are pretty efficient, and sometimes work for peanuts.