I’m for midgets being brought into the Augusta golf club.
I’m also for albinos being brought into the Augusta golf club.
I’m for Muslims being brought into the Augusta golf club.
I’m for Chinese millionaires being brought into the Augusta golf club.
I also think that she-males, Klingons, wooden puppets, imaginary people, ghosts, bigfoot, and leprechauns should be included as well.
However, I’m against membership being offered to Ron Paul, or Hulk Hogan.