Maxine Watters has the only flare gun...
As the two boats near each other, Maxine feels a rush of excitement in her loins . . . Keith or Algore . . . whom will she choose to smother in her peak of sexless frenzy.
Nancy Pelosi senses what’s going on and yells to Algore, “Hey, Al baby, guess what I need!” As she stands up suddenly in the drifting boat, her dress snags, pulls on her upper body, and her face shatters.
Both men become alarmed . . . and try to paddle away, but since the oceans have become deeper and higher, because of global wa............
...Lol... now were getting it.