14 shot, 2 dead outside funeral home near North Miami

Miami Herald ^ | March 31, 2012 | Monique O. Madan

[ConservativeStatement]

Gunmen fired a barrage of bullets at a crowd of mourners who were gathered Friday night at a North Miami-area funeral home, shooting 14 people and killing two, according to Miami-Dade police..

The shots came from a passing car. The gunmen remained on the loose early Saturday.

[ConservativeStatement]

No word on if the deceased survived.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m pretty sure that the white guy did it.

[ConservativeStatement]

This is what happens when you have budget cuts to libraries. These yoots would have been studying iambic pentameters.

[AAABEST]

Are those silly Amish acting up again?

[keypro]

[bigheadfred]

Police are looking for six men, who were in a white 2006 or 2009 Pontiac or Impala

I don't know about the six men, but it was definitely a racist car.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Six guys in one car?

Was it a gay gang?

[JLAGRAYFOX]

The anarchy of Obama, Wright, Sharpton, Farrakhan, Jackson, Ayres, Jarrett, Jones, etc. alive, well and at work in the USA, courtesy of the Obamabot gangstas & Black racists!!! Sad!!!

[GoldenPup]

We sure know how to pi$$ away the taxpayer’s money. I have another solution...quicker, simpler, much cheaper.

[RegulatorCountry]

Those white Hispanics wilding again, I take it.

[Truth29]

Were any hoodies involved?

[Jeff Chandler]

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"We are Robert Zimmerman."

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[BigCinBigD]

Help wanted...Taco Bell.

[NCDave]

Those dudes have serious arthritis...And they need to stop drawing on each others faces when they are passed out drunk.

[imardmd1]

No word on if the deceased survived.

I think you can probably count on that none of the deceased have survived.

[mkjessup]

Well, Sharpton said “escalate”, right?

[Mr. Wright]

Either the Amish or NRA members. It has to be one of the two.

[ConservativeStatement]

What was his other quote? "We ain't ignant"?

[heshtesh]

Those dudes have serious arthritis...And they need to stop drawing on each others faces when they are passed out drunk.

Literally laughed out loud!!

[keypro]

Resist we much !!!!/s

[mylife]

There is are reasons I did not take a job in Fla.

2 years was enough there

[JimRed]

Let me guess- deceased was a gangbanger?

[mylife]

Stop profiling!

[dforest]

The funeral home was trying to drum up business.

Kill 5, get one free.

But wait...............

[bigheadfred]

Who does a drive-by at a a funeral? Lesbians, that's who. It was a car full of pussies lesbians....

[mylife]

“you stab em we slab em! free wine glasses with each certified stiff!”

[aces]

I think that depends on if they had accepted Christ as their savior...hmmmmm

[dforest]

That is a deal that nobody could refuse. LOL

[keypro]

suspect vehicle

[P-Marlowe]

Since they didn’t bother to mention the race of the six “suspects” in the WHITE car, I’m going to have to assume that they all looked like Obama’s son, if he had a son.

[Vigilanteman]

It certainly has the “ethnic” fingerprints all over it, but you’d never get even a word to suggest it from all the ink spilled on this article. We know more about the getaway car than we know about the perps.

[Stormdog]

“No word on if the deceased survived.”

Or where the survivors will be buried.

[mylife]

Amish Paradise

[Altura Ct.]

Is this a soul searching moment?

[P-Marlowe]

Somebody must have tweeted that the funeral home was where George Zimmerman lives.

No word on whether George Zimmerman was among the survivors.

[deport]

2 Dead, 12 Hurt In Mass Shooting In North Miami

snip

According to the police commander, Andre had some connection to several South Florida gangs and some of those gang members were in attendance at his wake to pay their respects.

However, the commander said, someone at the wake touched Andre’s body in the casket in a way that other gangs took as disrespectful. This led to an argument inside the funeral home which spilled out to the street.

Members of one gang retrieved an assault rifle and a handgun from a car and opened fire at other gang members in front of the funeral home, according to the CBS4 source.

end snip

[dogcaller]

Obviously we need a national dialogue on the subject of ‘inappropriate touching’...clearly a gateway behavior leading to undesirable outcomes.

[shelterguy]

“”According to early reports, as mourners were gathered at about 9 p.m. outside the funeral home, Funeraria Latina Emanuel,”””

Sounds like them Lutheran gang members again.

[Blagden Alley]

What goes ker-plop,bang,ker-plop,ker-plop,bang,ker-plop?

An Amish drive-by!

(Sorry for the antique.)

[Tigerized]

“suspect vehicle”

clop clop clop BANG!

[Pinkbell]

Gang related?

At a funeral? Is nothing sacred? Of course, human life is obviously not sacred to the shooter, so why would the shooter care about respect for the deceased and where he shot the victims?

Very sad. I can’t imagine being at a funeral and having a tragedy like this to add to it.

[keypro]

clop clop clop BANG!

[sjmjax]

But, I'm feeling better...

[mylife]

Sacred?
Its a matter of practicality to Gang banging hispanics and Jihadi muslims.

Get them all in one place for the hit.

Part of our doom is that we are gentlemen.

[OrangeHoof]

Any of them wearing hoodies?

[realcleanguy]

Will Al Sharpton lead a protest here?

[P-Marlowe]

Its a matter of practicality to Gang banging hispanics and Jihadi muslims.

This was not an Hispanic or Muslim funeral. These were all young men who would have looked like Obama's son. They described the getaway vehicle as being WHITE but they didn't describe the getaway gang.

[mylife]

Oh My!