What could go wrong? (Thinking Jimmuh Carter here)
Carter is the one Santorum most reminds me of, right down to the sweater vest.
I remember when Carter was elected, Evangelical ministers where I was living in the Midwest were literally ordering their congregations to vote for him and saying that “righteousness has finally returned to the US” or some such nonsense. That didn’t last very long, of course, even for the Evangelicals.