STRAPPED ON THE HOOD OF IT WITH THE ANTLERS HANGING OFF ONE SIDE AND THE HIND HOOVES OFF THE OTHER AS YOU DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK A COUPLE OF TIMES TO IMPRESS ALL THE NEIGHBORS AND THEN GO TAKE IT OUT IN YOUR BACK YARD AND HANG IT FROM ONE OF YOUR CLOTHESLINE POSTS TO FIELD DRESS IT AFTER IT'S BEEN THERE A COUPLE OF HOURS IN THE SUN, SOAKING UP THE HEAT FROM THE ENGINE AND BATTERIES MAKING THE DRIVE HOME WITH YOU ON THE INTERSTATE.
Gee, don't these guys have any common sense at all?
