Q: What’s green and hangs out in your back yard?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
“Paddy O’Furniture”
Oof......
Jist fer that, me fine lass, I’ll be sending me own redheaded colleen of a wife over wit’ me lucky shilelagh and she’s going to baptize ye wit’ it, repeatedly.
Unless, o’ course ye could be sparin’ me a quart of Jameson’s, surely.
;^)