What’s the difference between a catfish and an attorney?
One’s a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger...
The other’s a fish.
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What’s brown and black and looks good on an attorney?
A Doberman
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They’ve started using attorneys rather than rats for some laboratory experiments:
It seems the researchers were becoming emotionally attached to the rats - and besides, there are some things you can’t get a rat to do for money.
LOL. Oldies, but goodies “)