Detroit: Poster city of the Left and Unions!
and to think that in french, the name detroit meant something like “to the right.” i dunno how you would say “to the wrong.”
It's just a flesh wound, please hold. bzzzzzz
That is.. if you're only bleeding from one ear and only one limb is broken...
Or as Whoopi Goldberg says, "if it's not Rape-rape."
Of course we all understand, Detroit is the result of our current nationwide trajectory....
911 is a joke.
It’s not satire - this really is their policy. I find that sad. They should go with constitutional carry to control crime, but most of their voters are sympathetic to the criminals, not to the victims. It’s sad when a formerly great city dies by suicide.
Detroit: Where the Weak are Killed and Eaten.
Learn to take care of your own security.
Dial 9-1-1 for clean-up!
Roger Gresse, an elderly man, from Zanesville, OH, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. Roger opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said. "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
Roger said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Gresse residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Roger, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Roger said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Help! Someones been murdered!
Well they are already dead so there is no emergency. This is a recording...Good Bye.
One way or another this should speed up the departure of the few remaining residents.
Then the politicians can scam all the federal subsidies to Detroit instead of having to actually spend some small part of it on its intended use.
sounds like Peggy from Capital One has a new gig...
I am surprised that there is anything left in Detroit to steal.
A shinning example of decades of democrat and minority rule. FAILED!
Call Mossberg instead.
RAtioning 911, Fire, Ambulances and police? While they do less work they’ll still be paid full time salaries and a lavish retirement plan.
but maybe this will get a lot of them to grow up...take responsibility for their streets/neighborhoods...actually form strong communities...
..Bing has a huge problem there....