[Jack Hydrazine]

I'm rooting for the...

as the replacement mascot!

[dog breath]

We will have the fighting Whiteys right after they start putting copies of Ivory, White Man and White Hair magazines in the supermarket. Right after we have a White History Month, highlighting all the contributions and achievements by white people, except it would take more then a month. It would make a great mascot at the local publicly founded “White” college.

[boop]

I remember that some Native American group made some jerseys like that to show white folks how racist/offensive "Indian mascots" are.

Instead white people thought it was hilarious, and ordered up a bunch of shirts with the Fightin' Whiteys logo. Wish I had thought it up. It IS very funny.