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To: fishtank

You are All taking this defiling of the good name of Saint Sandra far too seriously!

This thread just needs a modicum of Friday humor...

Q: What’s the difference between Sandra Fluke and a toilet?
A: You could probably eat a toilet if you had to.

A2: A toilet probably spreads fewer STD’s.

A3: A toilet doesn’t expect you to feed it contraception - and pay for it.

A4: There is no shame when others find out you just used a toilet...

Feel free to add yours... It’s Friday after all.


145 posted on 03/02/2012 2:54:51 PM PST by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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To: Bon mots

Q: What’s the difference between Sandra Fluke and a toilet?
A: The toilet seat has been banged less often...
A: The line to use the toilet at a frat party is shorter...
A: If you removed all the toilets from Georgetown, people would miss them...
A: Having a toilet in your home is sanitary and good for your health
A: You wouldn’t pass your toilet around to friends to share ...


199 posted on 03/02/2012 5:47:16 PM PST by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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