LOL! Coffee on the keyboard. But, is she old enough to qualify for cougar status? I guess I don’t know the parameters for that classification.
Any way, serve it with some Manatee bites and some Eagle hot wings with a little Narwhal puree. Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm! Yummy
This Georgetown slore (slut + whore), for ~30 years old, isn't aging well at all (see Lindsay Lohan for another example). The chosen lifestyle of a sperm dumpster does take a toll.
Typically “Cougar” is reserved for a woman of 40+ years of age, but again, since this slore is giving a standard prune a run for it's money in terms of appearance, she can get fastracked to “Cougar” status.
I like your endangered buffet choices...although, if caught with those creatures, would lead to more jail time than Charles Manson.