The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, announced that it is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please not feed the animals", because the animals may grow dependant and not learn to take care of themselves.
LOL nice.
“Meanwhile the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture...”
Actually, the Park Service is part of the Dept of Interior.