This is speculative, and not terribly well written, but there are some worrisome things lying under some of those rocks.
The Catholic Church has declared that priests, let alone bishops, have to stay out of politics. It’s one thing or the other, but not both.
It is certainly noticeable that the LDS Church seems to be very interested in politics, and also in money making.
And it's even scarier the things that they know about everybody's ancestry. You can bet the farm that they know exactly when/where/how and to whom Buckwheat was whelped.