Excellent idea. Had I been on that plane, the lad would have likely received non recoverable injuries to his head, neck and spine.
He wouldn't have been any match for me since I've been in a foul mood for 3 years now.
“I don’t know what happened, officer. I was just sitting on him, trying to restrain him until the plane landed and the authorities could take him into custody, but he wouldn’t stop struggling. Before I knew it, he had just stopped breathing! Go figure...”