[presently no screen name]

Now I'll try

my turn! my turn!

NoPinkos is not red -
because he P P'd in his bed.
And it has been said -
that is why he's never wed.

(applause applause)

Now if I incur any blame
for taking on this silly game
I'll have no option but feel ashamed
and then will have to change my name.

(hurrying off to catch a plane)

[Flycatcher]

Bravo!

That was horribly wonderful!

Lol!