there are no words...
I did think that this was The Onion, at first. Then I remembered that the (alleged) POTUS is, at best, a metrosexual, and that he shares time with the First Wookie, and I realized that we live in the Twilight Zone. So my initial words were along the lines of "GMAFB!" I would really and truly like to hear, uncensored, the R. Lee Ermey reaction to this.
Top down, bottom up, inside out.