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Democrat Introduces Bill Banning Masturbation (Oklahoma)
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| February 08, 2012
| Michael Allen
Posted on 02/14/2012 9:36:42 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Pinkbell
But spermatozoa are alive.
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posted on
02/15/2012 1:57:12 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Only a powerful intellect and internal moral compass can resist the incessant barrage of propaganda.)
To: rfp1234
It's so unfair. A woman produces only a handfull of ova in a lifetime, whereas a man produces zillions of spermatozoa every day, and we must take the responsibility for all those unmatched and doomed little things--oh all right, half-things.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:04:40 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(Only a powerful intellect and internal moral compass can resist the incessant barrage of propaganda.)
To: Paleo Conservative
I doubt many men have ever spanked their chicken with an image of her in mind.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:09:38 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: doc1019
>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<
The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.
The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:28:51 AM PST
by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
To: Paleo Conservative
Get that jerk off the Senate floor!
Of course, it would be a Democrat that would make killing babies morally equivalent to masturbating.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:33:04 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: rfp1234
She’s a sexist too; the amendment targets only men’s aimless spermicide but says nothing about women abusing their own ova.
Women don't abuse their own ova via masturbation. They're automatically discarded monthly if not used.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:35:12 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: doc1019
>>And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?<<
The answer is obvious - hire a million new state employers with $100K/year salaries to act as compliance workers.
The stupidity, greed and evil that pervades the minds of LIBs knows no bounds.
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posted on
02/15/2012 2:37:00 AM PST
by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
To: Nextrush
"...Here in PA we have to “touch the screen” to cast our votes..."Eeeeeewwwwww...
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posted on
02/15/2012 3:09:55 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill)
To: Bob
Those goobemint free condoms are gonna get in her amendments way.....
49
posted on
02/15/2012 3:31:20 AM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Paleo Conservative
Another instance of the Democrats trying to get their HANDS into everything we do.
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posted on
02/15/2012 4:12:50 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
To: Paleo Conservative
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posted on
02/15/2012 4:27:05 AM PST
by
UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
(REPEAL WASHINGTON! -- Islam Delenda Est! -- I Want Constantinople Back. -- Rumble thee forth.)
To: Paleo Conservative
“However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina.....What about the Gays? Now she's done it!
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posted on
02/15/2012 4:29:31 AM PST
by
Lockbox
To: Paleo Conservative
Well looking at her, if it were a choice between engaging in a mutual sexual encounter with a "Coyote Ooogully" Feminazi like she appears to be (are there any other kind on the Left?) and an act of "self-gratification," even for a Seasoned Citizen like myself who doensn't get around much anymonre, that would be a no-brainer.
Yes your honor, I plead guilty!!!
To: doc1019
As an older pastor of mine said many years ago, if everyone who masturbated went to hell, heaven would be a pretty lonely place.
To: Paleo Conservative
When three people get together and have sex it is called a THREESOME.
When a couple has sex it is called a TWOSOME.
Now we know why you are called HANDSOME!
:-)
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posted on
02/15/2012 4:55:26 AM PST
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: bigbob
No...it sounds like she want to stop “spankin’”.
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posted on
02/15/2012 5:31:21 AM PST
by
hal ogen
(1st Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Slings and Arrows
This story was posted last week.
The moderator yanked it.
But the night moderator is much more cool. (Is cool what you are when you’re sleeping on the job?)
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posted on
02/15/2012 6:54:20 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This mean Liberals and/or Libertarians (Same Thing) NO LIBS.))
To: Paleo Conservative
This bill would put a lot of Democrats in jail.
They're all jerk-offs.
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posted on
02/15/2012 7:01:28 AM PST
by
Wizdum
(Wisdom is what you gain when things go wrong.)
To: Responsibility2nd
The moderator yanked it.I don't doubt that whatsoever.
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posted on
02/15/2012 7:20:08 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Do you have a wacky laws list?
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posted on
02/15/2012 10:11:08 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(If Obama brings troops home from Japan and Germany he can claim he won WWII finally as well as Iraq.)
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