[Joe 6-pack]

Well my dearest, according to this article you're going to be incurring the wrath of allah next Tuesday. From what I understand, it's kind of like what happens when I eat jalapeno peppers and dried apricots.

:-*

[floralamiss]

And so, my love, am I to anticipate, well, just what exactly? Are you saying that Cupid will let fly with something quite more lethal and far sharper than his usual arrows? Quivers of joy, and the good St. Valentine protect me, I’m done for! xoxoxoxoxoxox