Muslims Told Valentine’s Day Can Invoke Wrath of God ("Allah")

The Malayasian Insider ^ | February 10, 2012 | The Malayasian Insider

[Slings and Arrows]

Some days life just works out.

[American in Israel]

Satan does tend to hate love.

[Slings and Arrows]

*bleep* the goat and then go blow yourself up to gain Allah’s forgiveness.

[tet68]

Mohammed and allah only love themselves,
and their slaves.
Piss be upon them.
May the earth fill their mouths
and cover their eyes.

[tet68]

the federal Islamic authorities

This is what we must prevent!

[floralamiss]

And so, my love, am I to anticipate, well, just what exactly? Are you saying that Cupid will let fly with something quite more lethal and far sharper than his usual arrows? Quivers of joy, and the good St. Valentine protect me, I’m done for! xoxoxoxoxoxox

[sheik yerbouty]

That’ll get a loud “allahu aknbar “out of him!

[Covenantor]

Wrath of God on Valentine's Day!!

These skirt wearing bearded goat-loving towel headed mullahs haven't clue one about the the unleashing of the Wrath of God on Valentines day.

Here's my sad tale of woe, misery, and the Valentine's Day Wrath of God visitation upon my head.

Some years ago I decided to do something really special for the love of my life on that wretched Saint's day. We had a good sized co-op apartment mid-town Manhattan, liveried doormen and all. But one thing was missing. A dishwasher. She liked to entertain but the aftermath took a lot work for two smart professionals.

So, I decided to surprise my sweet darling on that holiday. From her work schedule posted on the fridge, just above my honey-do list, I noted that she would be out of town the week before that wretched day. I secretly got approval from the co-op board, my upstairs, downstairs neighbors and the old nasty broad across the hall to tolerate the tradesmen during the installation of the gleaming top of the line Rolls-Royce quiet, hyper-sanitizing,energy saving and greenie approved Euro wonder.

Yeah sure, I know what you're thinking out there in fly-over country, "What's the big deal? Easy week-end project, wallah!". Easy for you to say. To this very day there's not a single Home Depot in mid-town. Think on that while you're kicking back on the lawn chair having a cold brewski. Lining up union plumbers, union electricians and painters, not to mention the Euro-trash cabinet maker prentending not to understand English was like planning the D-Day invasion. No wonder Ike went bald.

Anyway, after the bribes to the doormen and elevator guys and fending off a lawsuit by the hag across the way, the job was done on time. Who knew that a friggin dishwasher could pull five figures from the bankroll. It's always the extras. The crowning touch was the pair of theater tickets and a dozen roses placed inside the wonder machine and wrapping it with a big red ribbon and bow and the obligator card. Damn. I felt proud of myself.

Set out the Dom in the ice bucket just before she came home, looking forward to her delightful surprise. Boy was she surprised!

Until that moment I never knew my darling help-mate could curse in so many languages that the entire UN translation would come to a screeching halt.

Did I mention screeching? All this before she opened the card or saw the theater tickets inside. Ever notice how women go deaf when they get really warmed up to the task? Except for the one word you say that sets them off on another vile attack. No amount of "but baby's" gets through that shield. After she landed a few shots to my head with the Hermes briefcase I pretty much went deaf but for the ringing in both ears. Don't remember much of the rest but needless to say we missed the show.

And here's the villain of the piece. Not the same one as the infernal device I bought that was so exclusive that royalty payments are required to post photos.

Looking back on that "day for lovers" I should have hired an illegal Guatemalan woman as a disher and spent the money to fly to the Superbowl. Cheaper and not to mention avoiding the Wrath of God on Valentines day.

Makes me think that the St. Valentine's Day Massacre masterminds were the ticked off Italian wives and not some so-called gang war. Come to think of it those guys got off easy. Those mullahs got nothing.

[rfreedom4u]

I hate to ask a question that I probably already know the answer to but:

Are muslims really this gullible or are they just plain stupid?

[Silentgypsy]

Can someone explain to me why anyone in the universe would want to convert to islam?

[Skooz]

Gotta go with the Muzzies on this one.

#@*& Valentines Day

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Valentine’s Day makes me want to vomit.

That being said,it’s day of love,something the pond scum Muslims know nothing about.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

HaShem hates anything to do with love. Beware His wrath.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

You don’t like Valentine’s Day,either?

That makes two of us!

As a single person, I vote to make a holiday celebrating singlehood!

[Skooz]

LOL! Kindred spirits.

Cheers!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Have you had bad experiences or do you just think the day is sappy?

I was taken out on a date back in ‘07 bay a man in his late 40’s. (I was 31 at the time and desperate to go out on a date). He took me to see ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’. He didn’t pay attention to me and I was bored to death. It’s a kiddie movie,for Pete’s sake!

I had to but my own drink with quarters,nickels and dimes.

What fun!

[CodeToad]

LOL! I was going to post that a greeting card company’s holiday can bring down Islam but that image was too funny!

[Skooz]

Have you had bad experiences or do you just think the day is sappy?

I used to have no problem with it. A recent separation and divorce changed that. It's now just a reminder of what I had, what I lost, and what I no longer have. It's a day that mocks those who don't have that someone. That's my take.

I was taken out on a date back in ‘07 bay a man in his late 40’s. (I was 31 at the time and desperate to go out on a date). He took me to see ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’. He didn’t pay attention to me and I was bored to death. It’s a kiddie movie,for Pete’s sake!

Maybe he wasn't sure what kind of movie to take you to on a first date and wanted something wholesome. The pickings are slim for those kind of movies these days. But, not paying attention to you, and letting you get bored, is inexcusable. And not even springing for the drink is just wrong. Better luck next time!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

It does seem to mock those of us who are single or even those who got divorced or who are about to. It's like a slap in the face,if you will.

As far as the date I went on is concerned,the man was recently divorced and was “rusty”,although you'd think he would have an idea about what to do on a date.

Every date I've ever went on was dull. We were thrown together so it's not as though we were friends/acquaintances beforehand who were interested in each other. School is far more important to me,anyway.