I have several copies of the Koran that I obtained (free) from various Muzzie organizations.
Timie to put them to good use.
I will pick every a dog dropping (I have 3dogs) every day with a page of one of them until they are gone.
I bet my weight of dog exceeds your volume. I have one 85 lb. Pitador and one 95 lb. Great Dane who’s only 11.5 mo. old and still growing. I’m 6’1” and, when he jumps up and puts his paws on my shoulders, the Dane looks me straight in the eye at eye level. The Pitador sleeps with me; the Dane on the floor beside my bed. Somehow or other a Mudslime might just have trouble even being in my house, which hasn’t been dog free in the entire 25 years I’ve owned it.