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Incredibly smart people don't listen to MSNBC because [choose one]:

(1) Lack of time

(2) MSNBC deadens intelligent brains

(3) Maddow is too attractive for an ugly lesbian

(4) Smart people don't have TVs

1 posted on 01/27/2012 7:13:46 AM PST by tom h
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To: tom h

MSNBC?

Rachel who?


2 posted on 01/27/2012 7:14:43 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Wasn’t she the actress that played the psych nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest?


3 posted on 01/27/2012 7:16:25 AM PST by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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"I don't know who Rachel Maddow is, but your mother's a whore."

10 posted on 01/27/2012 7:24:02 AM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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direct link
11 posted on 01/27/2012 7:24:40 AM PST by whd23 (Every time a link is de-blogged an angel gets its wings.)
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Notice how JEOPARDY! notes in the clue that she got a Doctorate in Politics from Oxford. As if that is the most important identifying characteristic of Rachel Maddow.

They could have said she worked for MSNBC. Or maybe on a low-rated cable network that nobody ever sees. Or perhaps that she is a firebrand of leftist politics.

Or maybe they could have mentioned that she is famous for her “lifestyle”, and an icon of homosexual Americans.

But, of course, the purpose of the clue was not to identify Rachel Maddow. The purpose of the clue was to point out that she got a DOCTORATE IN POLITICS FROM OXFORD. Which is to say she is much better educated and intelligent than you or I.

Funny, the Leftists are always accusing Conservatives of being elitists, but they go almost the point of tattooing their university degrees on their foreheads, to make sure people never forget who the real elites are.


12 posted on 01/27/2012 7:25:03 AM PST by Haiku Guy (As soon as Romney / Is not "inevitable" / He drops like a stone)
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Real people don’t watch MSNBC.


13 posted on 01/27/2012 7:25:25 AM PST by boomop1 (term limits is the only way to save this country.)
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Jeopardy Contestants Don't Know Rachel Maddow

Lucky Jeopardy contestants...

14 posted on 01/27/2012 7:26:46 AM PST by Haiku Guy (As soon as Romney / Is not "inevitable" / He drops like a stone)
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They actually give a PHD in politics?


15 posted on 01/27/2012 7:28:03 AM PST by Venturer
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I saw that, hysterical. The only way I knew who it was was because I let my ultra-liberal sister watch her show when she was here visiting.


16 posted on 01/27/2012 7:29:05 AM PST by MomwithHope (Every American should read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
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I saw that, hysterical. The only way I knew who it was was because I let my ultra-liberal sister watch her show when she was here visiting.


18 posted on 01/27/2012 7:29:19 AM PST by MomwithHope (Every American should read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
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ALEX TREBEC:

And the answer is: Congressman Barney Fag from Assachusetts let loose a fart live on her TV show.


19 posted on 01/27/2012 7:30:19 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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I saw that and laughed my arse off! I am so glad that I tuned into Jeopardy last night.

I could almost “feel” poor Ms. Brainiac melting into the floor during the silence when no one buzzed in.


20 posted on 01/27/2012 7:35:27 AM PST by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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Prior to her MSNBC gig, Rachael had her own lawn care business. Highly educated? How smart does one have to be to get a doctorate in politics, where there are no right or wrong answers?


22 posted on 01/27/2012 7:36:02 AM PST by FLCowboy, (And people thought Jimmy Carter was our worst president........)
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What the heck was the category?

Liberal Lesbian Talk Show Hosts?.............


24 posted on 01/27/2012 7:44:16 AM PST by Red Badger (If you are unemployed long enough, you are no longer unemployed.)
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I saw her for 30 seconds once when I was channel surfing late at night because I got up to make a cup of tea for my indigestion. It was only 30 seconds due to the indigestion and grogginess. Once I came to my senses, she was gone.
26 posted on 01/27/2012 7:50:36 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Rachel Maddow? Come on, you know. This guy:


29 posted on 01/27/2012 8:01:11 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Where's he getting these ideas? He's not smart enough to be that stupid all by himself.)
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I can't think of anything worse than to "know" Rachel Maddow...

... in the Biblical sense.

30 posted on 01/27/2012 8:02:45 AM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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Wonder what the category was:

1. Snarky lesbians (for $600, alex)
2. Women who look like men
3. People more annoying than Olberman


31 posted on 01/27/2012 8:04:37 AM PST by almcbean
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Maybe they thought they were being asked to determine it’s sex?


32 posted on 01/27/2012 8:05:02 AM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 ! We should take off and Newt washington from orbit.)
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I give Jeopardy a little credit, they bet $1600 that no one would know who Rash Madcow is.


36 posted on 01/27/2012 8:47:32 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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