To: The Canadians..
From: The everyday citizens of the United States..
Subject: Keystone Pipeline...
Dear Canada,
We the citizens of the United States of America understand if you choose to put a pipeline to your west coast to sell your oil abroad. We ask that at the juncture where this pipeline was supposed to go to the US, that you install a “T” joint with valve at this location. The reason is that soon the communist socialist muslim loving american hating SOB that occupies the White House will soon be gone, and the hard working normal american would love nothing better than to purchase and consume your product. This will give you flexibility like you have not known in the past, and will undoubtably increase your profit potentional,
Sincerely,
The average American worker.
I like it. Why not call it the ‘”T” Joint Movement’ and accept members. I’d like to be your first member.