Posted on 01/14/2012 8:25:50 AM PST by elhombrelibre
You’re right. Under the current administration, I believe that would be their agenda. Lots of other nations and people may be afraid of an Iran with a nuke, but I’m sure Obama and Run Paul both agree it’s a big step in the right direction for world peace.
Hmmm. I thought the flamers were still in charge...
No. Clowns. :-)
We’re pretty easy to spot. We all have Grandpa blueunicorn6’s nose. Literally, we have his nose. It’s here beside the computer.
I’m happy to hear that he didn’t lose it in the fire. Wonderful keepsake!
If the CIA did it, all power to them. Hope they can hold up and hang together when Duh1 calls them out on the carpet.
If the glove don’t fit, who gives a s@#%. Yoo dood it.
I can’t read his handwriting here. Does it say, “add two isotopes, stir briskly,” or “add two isotopes, cool briefly”? Uh, where is he? You what?! Oh, crap. Will we have to hold another seance?
Run Paul isn’t accused of falsely associating with conspiracy nuts; he does it, you know?
I don’t think it was us—not with Obama in the White House—I would think it was some other agency—French or British working with Israel—maybe the Saudis. It could have been a Hillary Operation gone Rouge. Who ever did it—it was a good job.
Ed McMahon:
It’s time for Karnak the Magnificent. I have in my hand a number of envelopes that have been sealed and sitting in a mayonnaise jar on the front porch of Funk and Wagonal’s since noon-time today. Karnak in his wondrous and mysterious ways will devine the answers to each question before opening the envelopes.
Let’s welcome Karnak:
(music) Howling applause...
Karnak: Enters host area stumbling over the platform on his way to desk.
Ed: Oh are you okay?
Karnak:
Karnak: Thank you. May a diseased camel come a lay a holy relic on the welcome mat of your domestic shrine.
Ed: Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw...
Karnak: Now..., I hold in my hand an envelope with a question for which I will divine the answer without ever having see it in advance.
Ed: Yes, Karnak will devine the answer to this question without ever having see the question.
Karnak: That’s what I just said...
Ed: Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw...
Karnak: I need silence to devine the mysteries of the universe.
Ed: Yes, Karnak needs silence.
Karnak: Glares at Ed.
Karnak continues...
cost of corn meal
cost of water
cost of fabrics
cost of housing
cause of rain at prayer time
cause of cloudy days
cause of non cloudy days
cause of too much heat
cause of too little heat
cause of industrial accidents
cause of no petrol refining stations in Iran
What in part is the CIA responsible for in Iran?
- - -
Alas, where is Karnak when we need him to explain the problems of the world?
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