[edpc]

The defendant has ties to the Ella Fitzgerald crime family.

His attorney, a former witch doctor, has entered a plea of "Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"

[commish]

Word is he is being represented by the famous litigating duo of Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuitbarrel and Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo (sings) “We’ll keep a welcome in the” (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) “Raindrops keep falling on my” (weird noise) “Don’t sleep in the subway” (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo Smith.

[Condor51]

Madison man with an unusual name is in jail after police said he violated his bail conditions .... m a previous run-in with the law. .... Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation....

Unusual name? Not in his family.

• His younger brother's is: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
• His older brother's is: A-Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boom
• His younger sister's is: Rama Lama, Rama Lama Ding Dong
• His mother's is: Be-Bop-a-loo-lah
• And his father's is: Oom Mau Mau, Papa Oom Mau Mau

This journalist is obviously a Racist.

[martin_fierro]

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[cartan]

I am having a hunch that this guy belongs to the 99%…

[dfwgator]

I wonder if he knows Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-lim-bim-bim-bim-bim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel?

[JRios1968]

He just wanted some Jell-O pudding pops

[Liberty Valance]

Swrpofurgjsnodjuhwoeriuha Oseyifs9i7f was questioned and released.

[OB1kNOb]

Sounds like Doo-doo has found himself in deep, er, ah.. self.....

[Hot Tabasco]

Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Shazaam, I do have a brother! Mom said I was an only child.......