Fapping. Never heard of the word. Looked it up. Not surprised you used the word. Takes all kinds, I guess, to make the world go round.
I’ve never seen you make a statement that wasn’t derisive. Can you make a non-derisive statement?
I’ll start. You’re pretty linguistic.
That's an odd request from someone who took it upon themselves to suggest to me:
Why don’t you do yourself in?