It better be an outdoor stadium on natural grass, or I will continue to hex, voodoo, curse the sissy homos. You wanna play indoors? We got games for that, they’re called basketball and table tennis.
But of course the stadium will be indoors, because the only way to make their money back will be to rent it out year-round for concerts, revival meetings, expos, swap meets, etc.
And no one in his right mind wants to pore over used Vikings memorabilia in the snow.