Planned Parenthood is an evil association of wankers.
Apparently is okay to masturbate anywhere the wanker wishes: the classroom, playground, on the street.
Evil!
1 posted on
12/14/2011 6:40:31 AM PST by
IbJensen
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To: IbJensen
Loni Anderson encouraged me to masturbate.
2 posted on
12/14/2011 6:43:40 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: IbJensen
People, who cannot control their impulses, are relatively easy to control compared with the rest of the population.
3 posted on
12/14/2011 6:44:23 AM PST by
Jonty30
(If a person won't learn under the best of times, then he must learn under the worst of times.)
To: IbJensen
They are just encouraging everyone to be a true Yankee. In case you don't know what a yankee is......
It's a quickie that only involves yourself.
5 posted on
12/14/2011 6:53:36 AM PST by
Go Gordon
(President Poverty - President Downgrade - President Food Stamp - B. H. Obama)
To: IbJensen
Breaking News? Really?
I'm thinking more like, "Extended" News.
6 posted on
12/14/2011 6:53:54 AM PST by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: IbJensen
Not to be a stick in the mud, and I agree PP is evil incarnate..but..
“Kinsey apparently died from trauma associated with his masturbation (‘orchitis’)”
Orchitis is an infection in the testes that is generally contracted through unsafe sex practices. Not masturbation.
Other than that, I agree with the rest of the article.
8 posted on
12/14/2011 6:56:21 AM PST by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: IbJensen
PP encourages kids to masterbate for the same reason McDonalds encourages them to eat hamburger.
To: IbJensen
Planned Parenthood = Jerry Sandusky enablers.
14 posted on
12/14/2011 7:06:52 AM PST by
OrangeHoof
(Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
To: IbJensen
Isn’t this why Algore invented the internet?
18 posted on
12/14/2011 7:16:25 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Obama - 5 letters; loser - 5 letters; poser - 5 letters; cheat - 5 letters; idiot - 5 letters)
To: IbJensen
Joycelyn Elders displaying one of the tools needed.
19 posted on
12/14/2011 7:16:52 AM PST by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: IbJensen
Two people having sex is a twosome.
Four people having sex is a foursome.
Guess we now know why some folks are called handsome.
21 posted on
12/14/2011 7:18:25 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Obama - 5 letters; loser - 5 letters; poser - 5 letters; cheat - 5 letters; idiot - 5 letters)
To: IbJensen
29 posted on
12/14/2011 7:33:16 AM PST by
mojitojoe
(SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
To: IbJensen
Planned Parenthood’s list of songs to masturbate:
1) Little Willie—Sweet
2) My Ding A Ling- Chuck Berry
3) Dancing with Myself-Billy Idol
4) I Touch myself—The Divinyls
5) Red Neck Friend- Jackson Browne
6) Longview—GreenDay
7) Turning Japanese-The Vapors
8) Strokin’-Clarence Carter
9) The Stroke —Billy Squire
10) Blister in the Sun—
To: IbJensen; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
33 posted on
12/14/2011 7:48:18 AM PST by
Morgana
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To: IbJensen; Chode; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; All
However on a lighter note.....
Rev. Mother Superior wants to make sure there is no masturbation going on. Since most of you are out of range of her Convent issue ruler.
36 posted on
12/14/2011 7:55:45 AM PST by
Morgana
(Rent this Space....Cheap)
To: IbJensen; 185JHP; 230FMJ; AFA-Michigan; AKA Elena; Abathar; Absolutely Nobama; Albion Wilde; ...
37 posted on
12/14/2011 7:58:16 AM PST by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: IbJensen
Since when do kids have to be encouraged to masturbate?
40 posted on
12/14/2011 8:23:54 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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41 posted on
12/14/2011 8:25:15 AM PST by
narses
To: IbJensen
they kill young people. Anything else kind of seems small compared to that fact.
42 posted on
12/14/2011 8:26:42 AM PST by
MNDude
To: IbJensen
These guys boggle my mind. Who even thinks of these things? You must really have evil inside you if you sit around thinking of childredn (or anyone) masturbating....
44 posted on
12/14/2011 8:32:35 AM PST by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: martin_fierro
Might need an ISH ping here.
Mangled genitals, not so much, unless perhaps they're doing it to excess.
"What is this 'excess' of which you speak??"
45 posted on
12/14/2011 8:52:51 AM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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Rev. Mother Superior wants to make sure there is no masturbation going on. Since most of you are out of range of her Convent issue ruler. 