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Islamic cleric bans women from being near bananas and cucumber to avoid sexual thoughts
Weasel Zippers ^ | 12/7/2011

Posted on 12/07/2011 8:15:25 AM PST by mk2000

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To: GraceG

“ISLAM: Blaming the object of your own perversion rather than doing the requisite soul searching and self control since 700 A.D.”

I’ve been saying for some time now that Muslim women are required to cover themselves from head to toe because Muslim men have no self-control.


61 posted on 12/07/2011 8:55:27 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I've tried to think like a liberal, but I can't get my head far enough up my behind...)
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To: sevinufnine

Who/what is that?


62 posted on 12/07/2011 8:55:36 AM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: Salamander
Not if it's mine...

*nully ducking and running for cover*

63 posted on 12/07/2011 8:56:12 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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To: mk2000

Is that only the ones with batteries?


64 posted on 12/07/2011 8:57:11 AM PST by dalereed (uity wise!)
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To: mk2000

Is that only the ones with batteries?


65 posted on 12/07/2011 8:57:20 AM PST by dalereed (uity wise!)
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To: mk2000

these muslim men certainly are an insecure bunch aren’t they?


66 posted on 12/07/2011 8:58:25 AM PST by Scotswife
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To: dalereed
How about gerkins?


67 posted on 12/07/2011 9:00:37 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

It’s not exclusive to Muzzies.

My freak ex-father-in-law would come into -my- house and go ballistic if I was wearing jeans...or Heaven forfend, *shorts*.

I had to keep a long Amish-like dress around in case he showed up.

*And* I had to turn off my TV and cover my long hair...until one day, he bizarrely asked if he could “just touch it”.

Creepy!


68 posted on 12/07/2011 9:01:26 AM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: LoneRangerMassachusetts

Give that man a cigar!


69 posted on 12/07/2011 9:01:55 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: Scotswife

*shrug* they do have sooooooo much to be insecure about.


70 posted on 12/07/2011 9:02:28 AM PST by null and void (This is day 1051 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
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To: null and void

Show yer Boa, baby!

;D


71 posted on 12/07/2011 9:03:48 AM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: mk2000

I bought some sausages the other day.......... I never thought about it before but now....... since this ban......... hummmmm?


72 posted on 12/07/2011 9:05:23 AM PST by Ditter
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To: OldNavyVet
May God save us all from religious nuts.

There's something else for the mullahs to ban.

73 posted on 12/07/2011 9:07:00 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: dfwgator
It took 27 posts?!?!?! I am disappointed.

I felt the same way! That's why I posted it ASAP. I happened on this thread a bit late, it seems.

74 posted on 12/07/2011 9:08:19 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: mk2000

LED [Light-Emitting Dildo] flashlights are also banned.


75 posted on 12/07/2011 9:09:02 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
“ISLAM: Blaming the object of your own perversion rather than doing the requisite soul searching and self control since 700 A.D.”

Notice the similarity with democrats who accuse the other guy of the things they themselves think, say and do?

When a democrat goes on a rant against a form of conduct you can bet he/she/it has engaged in it or has a yen to do it himself.


76 posted on 12/07/2011 9:09:38 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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To: Salamander

The Penile Code will deal with you.


77 posted on 12/07/2011 9:10:02 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: mk2000

Carrots? Carrots? Does that say more about this cleric than we wanted to know?


78 posted on 12/07/2011 9:12:21 AM PST by Yaelle (Excuse the mobile device errors please.)
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To: Salamander

Please tell us that is NOT you!


79 posted on 12/07/2011 9:12:40 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Venturer

Well, they’re going have to learn how to cut up bananas and cucumbers so they might as well learn how to sweep and mop.

Maybe they should do all the cleaning and cooking.


80 posted on 12/07/2011 9:14:27 AM PST by goldi (')
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