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Islamic cleric bans women from being near bananas and cucumber to avoid sexual thoughts
Weasel Zippers ^ | 12/7/2011

Posted on 12/07/2011 8:15:25 AM PST by mk2000

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To: mk2000

These people are NUTS.


101 posted on 12/07/2011 10:23:19 AM PST by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Nevadan
So, does this make all those animated vegetables in Veggie Tales porn stars?

Well, "Larry boy" does have a strange outfit. What are we to make of this?


102 posted on 12/07/2011 10:24:38 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

Rubber bondage fetish.


103 posted on 12/07/2011 11:16:44 AM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: Salamander; Allegra; TheOldLady; Daffynition; humblegunner; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; 50mm; ...
And whatever you do, Don't answer the phone!
104 posted on 12/07/2011 1:19:06 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Banana phone showed up on my default block list.

Time to make some changes, you betcha.


105 posted on 12/07/2011 1:26:37 PM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Disambiguator; Nevadan; Salamander; shibumi

Did someone mention my name?


106 posted on 12/07/2011 1:28:49 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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107 posted on 12/07/2011 1:29:00 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: JoeProBono; Salamander; humblegunner; Larry Lucido
Shiny, shiny,
Shiny Boots of Leather


108 posted on 12/07/2011 1:53:30 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Grunthor
Worse than that, legitimate governments give these Neanderthals credibility by taking up their causes. Billary Clintoon has made it her personal mission to work diligently to ensure we don't look negatively on these cretins.
109 posted on 12/07/2011 2:00:07 PM PST by liberalh8ter
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To: shibumi


110 posted on 12/07/2011 2:11:13 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: shibumi

I wonder about you sometimes.


111 posted on 12/07/2011 5:49:50 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: JoeProBono

Boy, if *that’s* not a total turn-on, I dunno *what* is.

Sheesh.

Them people ain’t right.


112 posted on 12/07/2011 5:51:19 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: mk2000

113 posted on 12/07/2011 5:57:47 PM PST by steveo
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To: Salamander

Why?


114 posted on 12/07/2011 6:09:08 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander


115 posted on 12/07/2011 6:26:22 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: shibumi

Oh, no reason.

:)


116 posted on 12/07/2011 6:48:43 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: JoeProBono

Lemme guess:

Sacred bird house gourd with Mo’s name “miraculously” on it, right?

[because scraping the skin of the young gourd and having it heal over to form “words” is totally impossible]


117 posted on 12/07/2011 6:52:05 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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