The kid is clearly a troublemaker, the sooner he is executed the better.
A burp! In front of the gender challenged and all. Can you imagine?
I agree. String him up by his testicles, lest he breed and raise up another child with indigestion.
Perhaps the kid was goofing off. So send the kid to the dean of boys or some such. Give him some detention if you must.
Call the police? Seriously?
I knew these folks had a god complex, but holy cow batman.
If only he would have barked instead of burped, the police could have just shot him and saved us some money.