[manic4organic]

I farted so loud in 5th grade it rattled the laminated desk seat. Tried to blame it on the girl behind me but got sent to the office. I survived with a few licks.

[susannah59]

Try doing that now, you’d probably be shot on sight!

[LostInBayport]

I farted so loud in 5th grade it rattled the laminated desk seat. Tried to blame it on the girl behind me but got sent to the office.

Thanks for the laugh...ah, memories. I still laugh when I think of one teacher looking us over and barking "Who did that?" while nearly every student was fighting to keep from guffawing.

It's rude and unacceptable to burp out loud in class, but arrest and charges are way, way over the top. They should do what my teacher did. Send us home with a thick booklet and tell us we'd better have it filled in with "I will not..." written 1,000 times BY HAND or various additional punishments will be inflicted. By sentence 700, you soon realize that no burp or resulting laughter is worth it.