Bless his horny old heart!
“Bless his horny old heart!”
Oh, okay then.
Miss Ginger’s Response:
Herman, Take Back Your Mink!
He bought me the fur mink five winters ago
And the gown the following fall
Then the necklace, the bag, the gloves, and the hat,
That was late ‘06 I recall.
Then last night in his apartment
He tried to remove them all
And I said as I ran down the hall:
Take back your mink
Take back your pearls
What made you think
That I was one of those girls?
Take back the gown
The gloves and the hat
I may be down
But I’m not flat as all that.
I thought that each expensive gift you’d arranged
Was a token of your esteem
But when I think of what you want in exchange
It all seems a horrible dream...
So take back your mink.
To from whence it came
And tell them to alter and rise it
For some other dame!
Take back your mink
Take back your pearls
What made you think
That I was one of those girls?
I’m screaming:
Take back the gown
The gloves and the hat
I may be down
But I’m not flat as all that.
I thought that each expensive gift you’d arranged
Was a token of your esteem
But when I think of what you want in exchange
It all seems a horrible dream
Take back your mink
Those old worn out pelts
And go shorten the sleeves
For somebody else!