Obama is Selling Yoga Pants and Soy Candles

Fox News ^ | 11/25/11 | Todd Starnes

[Nachum]

Having trouble deciding what to get the family for Christmas?

Well, fear not, my fellow Americans — because President Obama has a full online catalog of goodies that are certain to bring happiness and joy to your loved ones.

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President Obama’s campaign team has put together a website to remind us what the Yuletide season is truly all about — getting him re-elected. So they’ve decided to offer Americans a collection of special decorations for the “holiday” season.

BarackObama.com was careful to use the word “holiday” — but I suspect these decorations are meant for “Christmas” celebrations.

The campaign is offering a lovely “Rhodium Ball Ornament” with the words “Obama and Biden.” The festive ornament will set you back $40.

“Brighten up your usual holiday decorations with this set of two Obama 2012 glass ornaments,” BarackObama.com declares.

[Nachum]

What, no used cars?

[Nachum]

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[ridesthemiles]

I have seen ads on local TV for Chia Obama......

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

What, no used cars?
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I think the ‘hoopties’ are all gone, Nachum.. ;-) They were traded for ‘hybrids’.

[DYngbld]

I need to disinfect my laptop now.

[This Just In]

I’ll wager the candles burn at both ends.

[Nachum]

I think the ‘hoopties’ are all gone, Nachum.. ;-) They were traded for ‘hybrids’.

Maybe it will qualify for a stimulus discount. 100% off?

[Vaquero]

zer0 hash pipes

sleezywider rollin papers

[blues-train]

Also, the Obama2012 website says (today only)”take 10% off everything”.....confusing. Haven't we been told that cutting prices (rates) will mean less total revenue? So how can this possibly work? Must be a Harvard Law School thing that we working poor couldn't possibly understand.

[Lady Lucky]

I’m sure it’s done with all the dignity befitting the office of President of the United States.
There can be no doubt the merchandise is screened by Whoopi Goldberg to insure that it is presidential material.

[erod]

LOL who would buy this crap?? Maybe my leftard cousins.

[JoeProBono]

[FrdmLvr]

Todd? Is this why Reggie Love left?

[Names Ash Housewares]

They should sell Obama-bongs.

Has a ring to it no?

[TLI]

Better ornament...

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[Lazlo in PA]

I like this idea. All Obumnmer voters should be required to wear these stupid pants so we know who to blame for this nightmare.

[Jenny217]

I think an Obama Whoopie Cushion would be a lovely gift for leftie relatives.

[I still care]

Well, I don’t celebrate a “holiday” - I celebrate Christmas, so they obviously don’t want MY money.

[Covenantor]

Official White House 2011 Kwanza Photo
Sofa size. - $500.00
Autographed. - $50,000.00

Red Kwanza Fairy pajamas - child sizes - $50.00.

Adult sizes up to Double plus wide load. - call our 800 number for quote.

[martin_fierro]