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Posted on 11/21/2011 11:25:06 AM PST by crosshairs

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To: crosshairs

I lean because of the wound in my right buttocks.

I lean because I am a sailor and a yacht man and not used to Terra firma; by the way have you seen my boat, I had it berthed in a tax-free quay south of Massachusetts.

I lean because I Kerry all my Green political donations in my right rear pocket.


21 posted on 11/21/2011 11:40:43 AM PST by BilLies (ABCBSNBCNN, NYTimes, WaPOSt , etc., hates your Traditional American guts!)
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To: crosshairs

...”That part about getting the rice embedded in my butt cheeks always gets ‘em giggling.”


22 posted on 11/21/2011 11:47:02 AM PST by JPG (The loons at OWS will soon be at each others throats.)
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To: TexasCajun
When aimed at John Kerry, that joke just NEVER gets old...
23 posted on 11/21/2011 11:47:17 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25 percent more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: TSgt

24 posted on 11/21/2011 11:47:43 AM PST by pabianice (")
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To: BilLies; raccoonradio

25 posted on 11/21/2011 11:48:10 AM PST by NautiNurse (Zot! Cut! Slash! --That's the sound of the men workin' on the Cain gang)
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26 posted on 11/21/2011 11:51:18 AM PST by gargoyle (...it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them...)
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To: crosshairs
Seriesly, someone should photoshop some walking dead zombies infront and beside him.....looks like a walker to me.

BTW...Walking Dead has become lame....an emotional sandwich that is anti-gun.

27 posted on 11/21/2011 11:51:26 AM PST by DCBryan1 ("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
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To: crosshairs

“Can I get me a tax increase here?”


28 posted on 11/21/2011 11:55:37 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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To: JPG

Yes, It’s that old War Wound acting up, when I dropped that grenade into the boat full of rice, and my crewmates all ducked but I needed another purple heart to go home early.


29 posted on 11/21/2011 11:55:47 AM PST by To-Whose-Benefit? (It is Error alone which needs the support of Government. The Truth can stand by itself.)
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To: crosshairs

The word TILT should be across his forehead.


30 posted on 11/21/2011 12:01:57 PM PST by certrtwngnut (It's not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes. (Josef Stalin))
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To: TSgt

Admiral in the Cambodian Navy.


31 posted on 11/21/2011 12:06:01 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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Don't be giving me that fake discharge to make John the TRAITOR Kerry look good. He got busted down to the lowest grade in the Navy and was not the LT(03) as stated. He would be a seaman 01. Carter had his records forged and sealed so the traitor could run for office.
Kerry, you have not publicly released your records like you hounded Bush to. You have not written letters to the 2,500,000 Viet Nam soldiers you maligned and falsely accused or war crimes. Come clean!!
32 posted on 11/21/2011 12:06:15 PM PST by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: crosshairs; SevenofNine

33 posted on 11/21/2011 12:16:22 PM PST by monkapotamus
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To: crosshairs

I thought Drudge had it exactly right: “MEGA FAIL”!


34 posted on 11/21/2011 12:27:56 PM PST by bigbob
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To: monkapotamus

“Tish, you spoke French!”

Brilliant job, thank you.


35 posted on 11/21/2011 12:29:25 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: TSgt
"I hear he was in Vietnam..."

Did you hear that Romney wasn't ? Some lame draft dodging excuse about recruiting for his cult.

Pretty bad when Kerry has moral highground over our "presumptive" nominee in this area.

36 posted on 11/21/2011 12:37:19 PM PST by SENTINEL (Romney is to Conservatism what Mormonism is to Christianity.)
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To: TSgt

Which for him rhymes with (spelled as he pronounces it) JEN-jis Kon.


37 posted on 11/21/2011 12:37:40 PM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: crosshairs

Kin I git me a huntin’ license here?


38 posted on 11/21/2011 12:38:18 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: crosshairs

http://timvp.com/addamsfamily.wav


39 posted on 11/21/2011 12:38:21 PM PST by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
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To: TSgt

Get outta here!! Seriesly?


40 posted on 11/21/2011 12:39:22 PM PST by beckysueb
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