Desperate Obama Campaign Secretly Asking Bill Clinton How To Get Reelected

Business Insider ^ | 11-14-11 | Glynnis MacNicol

[Driftwood1]

How the tables have turned.

One year out from the election the Obama team is apparently worried enough about their chances at reelection that the President's top advisors secretly met with former President Bill Clinton in Harlem last week to seek out his advice.

[SkyDancer]

Lie a lot, have sex in the Oval Office and blame Republicans for everything.

[DonkeyBonker]

It’s easy, you threaten them to vote for you or else.

[albie]

Clinton...”quit and let Hil run.”

[Paladin2]

Make your wife co-president.

[Texas Fossil]

He will tell BHO to “Wag the Dog”

[Safrguns]

Kind of reminds me of the story about when Lone Ranger got bit in the ass by a snake...

He called for Tonto to come help him...

“Tonto” he said... “I’ve been bitten by a snake!... I need you to suck the poison out!”

Tonto quickly hurries to the Lone Ranger’s side, locates the injury, and says:

“You Gonna Die”

[Upstate NY Guy]

Clinton: "Well ya see, you start with a cigar. Then you find a nice young intern. Next you suck on the cigar for a while, then you ...."

[Broker]

Monica Lewinsky where are you?

[rdcbn]

Bill Clinton managed to get re elected first and foremost because he is Bill Clinton and he could run an a “great economy”

Obama is more like Jimmy Carter with a Carter economy.

[cripplecreek]

Bill Clinton was a politician and Bammy is an ideologue. Bammy is physically incapable of moving toward the center.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Just suspend the election by Executive Order, Barry, and declare yourself President-for-Life.

We won't mind.

We'll let you do anything you want.

Honest.

[Squidpup]

“Sell American military technology to the Chinese for campaign cash”

[poobear]

Easy, just primary a “Dole” like Romney.

[listenhillary]

Assault some interns, lie under oath and then dare the Senate to impeach the second black president.

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe he will suggest dumping Biden and making Hillary his running mate.

Of course Obama would have to realize that would make his life expectancy after Jan. 20, 2013, much shorter--at least buy lots of life insurance.

[TomGuy]

Or just blame Republicans for everything.

They already started that campaign with the go-nowhere Jobs Bill. As Rush has analysed, they proposed that with the intent that it NOT be passed; thus could be used as a campaign issue.

Recently, Team Obama have been playing up his 'foreign policy successes'. We will see more of that, especially if the economy/joblessness remains stagnant. But we will see more positive manipulating in the economic/joblessness numbers as the months get closer to November 2012.

[Terry Mross]

He was already re-elected when he got a “monica”.

I imagine obama’s team will do just the opposite of what Clinton tells them. They beat the Clinton machine which tells me they know not to trust a Clinton.

[GoldenPup]

Team Obama have been playing up his 'foreign policy successes'

Like telling Israel to go back to '67 borders?
Like losing the country in Iraq?
Like securing the southern border?
Like pissing off the Canadians by delaying the pipeline?
Like bowing and scraping to the king of the Saudis?
Like withdrawing thousands of troops in Afghanistan?
Like letting Leon Panetta make the final decision to "off" osama?

Foreign policy successes, my ass. This guy is a walking, talking foreign policy disaster!!!!

[skinkinthegrass]

Lie a lot, have sex in the Oval Office and blame Republicans for everything.

well..2 out of 3 aint bad.
the second one, would get me banned / suspended..
something dealing goats / sheep