So what’s the proper etiquette in a situation like this? You’re minding your own business, trying to enjoy a meal, when this jackass walks in and tries to shake your hand. Do you say:
1. “Get out of my face.”
2. “Go away. No really, go away.”
3. “I’m not finished. You can’t take my plate.”
I just want to be prepared.
“Can’t I just eat my waffle?”