David Copperfield didn't file a patent.
Your result for The Which Stupid Creature Are You Test...
You are a Seagull
You scored 31% fire, 51% water, 37% air, and 26% earth!
You are a Seagull... which makes you annoying as all hell. On the bright side you get to eat plenty of chips... just avoid the chip with the asprin inside, cause apparently you can neither burp or fart.
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