Do I own a gun? No, Unfortunately I lost all of my guns in a duck hunting accident. The Blind caught fire when I started a charcoal fire with gasoline to keep warm. It destroyed all of my guns and singed the dog.
well, at least you didn’t lose your boat
Wow, same thing happened to me, ‘cept it ‘twas deer hunting – my mistake for trying that out in the middle of a lake in the first place.
Do deer swim or did I get really bad intel on the species?