I’m telling on you guys..... I’m gonna teeellllllllll that you guys are making stuff up about da president of the telepropmters. Maybe then I can get my $400 million green job making renewable energy out of dog poop.
Definitely a shovel-ready, green job.
I consider your threat to turn me and the others in a complement of the highest order! Kind of like the obverse of that old Groucho Marx statement about not wanting to be a member of the club that would have him as a member :-)
I must say, I find it absolutely hilarious (still keeping in mind the dark aspects of our own government even setting up something like that) that the site has been turned into a kind of laughing stock.
I have to find humor in nearly anything that deals with this government, because if I take it too seriously each and every day, it fills me with such anger that it is a constant battle to keep the arguments rational.
Maybe we can figure out a way to take that dog poop and convert it into the skittles that we feed the unicorns, so they can poop out the magic skittles on the other side.
Oh, wait. We don’t want to do that. Liberals eat those magic skittles because they are the essence of liberalism.
Maybe we can turn those skittles into unicorn poison :-)