Arrogant
One-Term..
What's my brand of aftershave?
O deus Cologne
Sure it stinks..
What's my brand of aftershave?
O deus Cologne
Sure it stinks..
Which cologne are you going to use? London Gentlemen, or, oh no wiat, Blackbeard’s Delight.
BRIAN: No, this lady gets a special cologne. It’s called sex panther, by Olian. It’s illegal in six countries, and it’s made with bits of real panther.
RON: Yes it’s quit pungent, and it stings the nostrials.
BRIAN: Yeah, they’ve done studies, and 60% of the time, it works every time.
RON: That doesn’t really make any sense. And Brian, I;m going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
BRIAN: Right. (Brian talking to Veronica) Hey m’ lady, I’ve got an invitation I’d like to extend your way.
VERONICA: Oh, what’s that smell? BRIAN: That’s the smell of desire m’ lady.
VERONICA: It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food.
BRIAN: Yeah, desire can smell like that sometimes.
PERSON 1: It smells like a turd covered in burning hair.
PERSON 2: Ohh! It smells like Big Foot’s dick!