*drink*
More drinking ideas:
1. Drink every time the name “Sarah Palin” comes up.
2. If Herman Cain mentions “Herman Cain,” eat a slice of pizza.
3. When Michele Bachmann refers to anything along the lines of “principles our nation was founded on,” take a shot.
4. If Newt Gingrich modifies anything with the words “shockingly” or “fundamentally,” take two shots.
5. If Herman Cain defers policy decisions to his “experts” drink as much as your nearest “expert” tells you to.
6. If Mitt Romney brings up health care on his own, drink 1 gallon of milk.
7. Every time the word “Mormon” is mentioned, drink a venti.
8. When Rick Santorum talks about defeating Democrats in the ’90s, drink 2 Yuengling.
9. Take a shot when Mitt Romney tries to distance himself from his own mandated healthcare plan in Mass.
10. Take a shot whenever Herman Cain mentions “pizza” or “Muslim.” If he mentions both in the same sentence, take two aspirin and have a glass of water to clear your head.
11. Take a shot any time Ron Paul mentions Afghanistan, Iraq or legalizing Marijuana
12. Cross yourself whenever a candidate says “God” or mentions our “Christian heritage.”
13. Make yourself a Pink Lady each time a candidate says “Traditional Marriage is between a man and a woman.”
14. If Santorum tells you to google “Rick Santorum,” take 2 shots.