Washington, DC..March 19, 2013
Congressman "X" resigned last night, shortly after it became public knowledge that videos of him engaging in sex acts with several young females went viral on the internet.
"X" had rigged the bedroom in his Georgetown apartment as a mini movie studio, complete with multiple hidden videocameras and microphones.
"X paid for the equipment, and the installation costs, with funds from his campaign accounts, after he had told the FEC that he was upgrading the security measures in his apartment..
“In other news, today Harry Reid had installed a new swimming pool and three tennis courts on his Gaslight, Nevada ranch. A Reid spokesman stated that the pool and tennis courts provide a direct line of fire by his security staff against tea baggers who have threatened his life on several occasions.”
“Reid’s chief of security, Andy Roddick couldn’t be reached for comment.”