No; high-speed rail:
0bama needs a bold new economic policy to drive these numbers back up. Raising taxes, that’s the ticket.
No; high-speed rail:
“0bama needs a bold new economic policy to drive these numbers back up. Raising taxes, that’s the ticket.”
Naw, he should raise the current 2011 1.2 trillion dollar deficit by another 1 trillion dollars for another “stimulous” program. You know, shovel ready infrastructure projects, extended unemployment benefits to create jobs, “investment” in unicorn and rainbow energy, uh, i mean green energy, “investment” to save union jobs in dying or dysfunctional industries, “investment” in new union jobs in supercalifragilisticexpialidocious battery plants in the rust belt.
Oh wait! They already did that! And it didn’t work! Just drove up the national debt. Oh, well. Let’s double-down and hope for change!
All he need do is get back to basics and remember what worked in 2008, he should make a great speech in the grand tradition of Obamalamadingadonga.
My fellow Americans, I come to you tonight with a heavy heart, let me make one thing perfectly clear, this is the greatest nation that has ever existed and I hope you will join me in changing it, as we enter the second, uh, the third, uh, whatever summer of recovery I intend to focus like a lazy, uh lazier, uh laser on job creation. This molasses, uh, mole haze, uh, malaise we are in would have already lifted if if weren’t for George Bush and the Tea Party. I have been talking with my daughter Amy, uh, Malia about the situation and she has given me some very good advice. Keep Hope, Arkansas alive and stay out da Bushes and pray to Allah, uh, no, uh, not him, uh, that other God, uh, you know, the one I used to claim to believe in when I was a member of Bro Wright’s church o’ whassup now. Okay, we gonna git it right this time, uh, hold on now, uh, I can’t hear myself think but I’m glad you’re all excited. Okay, there is not a White America, there is not a Black America, there is only Red America, uh, no, I don’t mean Red Indians, uh, well, actually I do, uh, I mean we are all communists now and we gonna spread the wealth around real good. Me and Michelle we gonna fix it where all yall gonna be equal but we gonna be a little bit MORE equal than the rest o’ yall, see.