[E. Pluribus Unum]

Everything is proceeding exactly according to President Cloward-Piven's plan; "fundamental transformation" has arrived.

It might not be too safe for Urkel much longer. He should consider becoming Secretary-General of the United Nations sooner rather than later.

[Hugin]

He should consider becoming Secretary-General of the United Nations sooner rather than later.

Not gonna happen. Just because he loves socialists and America hating dictators doesn't mean they love him. Remember the expression "useful idiot"?