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1 posted on 07/17/2011 9:43:37 PM PDT by TheDingoAteMyBaby
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby

I did not have sexual relations with that woman in Florida!
2 posted on 07/17/2011 9:57:31 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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Similar prudishness will lead to the overturning of DOMA.

A man and woman will get legally married. One of them will have a sex-change operation, and have his/her sex legally changed. They will stay married.

Now you will have two people of the same sex married legally. Gays will point to this as a reason why they should be able to marry too.

All legislation defending marriage needs to be clear that marriage can only be between someone that is and was always a woman, and someone that is and was always a man. The legislation might also have to be cruel in that those few people who are of an ambiguous sex can never be married.

Either that or small loopholes will allow truckloads of gays to drive through.

But of course this will never happen because:

1) Idiots will claim that DOMA is real simple and shouldn't require any complicated language, or
2) Prudes will claim that they don't want their beautifully crafted laws to be filled with references to trannies, or
3) People who live in caves will claim there is no need to make sure the laws are perfectly clear, because small ambiguities in laws have NEVER led to those laws being so misinterpreted that they ended up having the opposite result of that intended.

4 posted on 07/18/2011 12:07:46 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby; All; Joe Brower

florida news ping?

I think this is an easy fix...don’t say “sexual intercourse” in the text of the law. Use another, more inclusive phrase...and of course define it. “Sexual activity”, which could mean exchange of bodily fluids, oral to genital contact, genital-genital contact, anal-genital contact, or the use of sexual toys or vibrators in the pursuit of sexual congress.

Mere manual contact with the genitals and kissing can be left out, if these are determined to not have a dangerous effect upon the health of the none-HIV person.

I mean, come on, this is not rocket science.


5 posted on 07/18/2011 2:33:45 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
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and lawmakers recoiled at debating a recent bill to ban bestiality, because children sometimes attend their hearings.

Some people call this education.

7 posted on 07/18/2011 3:04:20 AM PDT by He Rides A White Horse ((((unite))))
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby

The question is whether the law is working as intended. Perhaps some of the people voting on it meant that it ONLY apply to conventional sex...and that party animals would be on their own.


8 posted on 07/18/2011 5:52:03 AM PDT by BobL (PLEASE READ: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2657811/posts)
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