[bgill]

Stupid criminal tricks.

[Lazamataz]

Note to self: When planning on robbing people and establishments at gunpoint, skip the Oxycontin for a few hours.

[certrtwngnut]

Suspected robber passed out in suv. (no hint of ethnicity)
Or.
White robber found passed out in suv. Execution at sunup.

[Parley Baer]

“blood had soaked through his clothing, pooling on the floor where he was standing”

Plenty of DNA available for prosecution.