I can’t wait to see who gets picked for “transsexual role model.”
The radical homos have license to offend, but not be offended themselves.
It's a really tough choice. Why, even deciding on who to choose for the homosexual role model is going to be difficult enough that they will need to appoint a blue-ribbon panel to weigh the options.
For example, who is the "better" or more deserving historical role model - the first person who inserted a gerbil into another person's rectum, or the person whose rectum was the first to have had a gerbil inserted into it.
Why, you'd need the wisdom of a Solomon to make such a critical decision. Maybe, just to illustrate the value of "inclusiveness", they will have a separate chapter on each of them inserted into the students', um, history books.
He’s in the White House.